Q: I am locked up in this room with only a wi-fi connection and my laptop. I haven’t had anything for a whole day. Is it possible to download food over the internet?
Ans: Sorry to hear that you are locked up. To kill boredom, go browse our amazing collection of funny pics. And yes, it is possible to download food over the internet. Have you ever seen tiny holes in your laptop? Yes, I am talking about the vents through which the laptop fan blows. When you try to download food, the fan turns into a food processor and converts the download food into food particles, blows it out through the vent, and re-assembles them as food. Cheeseburgers are really tasty this way!